tomato club girl blog

rgr-pop:

katydidnot said: what i thought long hamsters was just when you pet a hamster and it extended its body

katy i think you’re petting hamsters too hard

THIS IS FUCKING SLANDER 

CMON NOW THIS IS A LONG HAMSTER 

hullahbaloo:

dude she’s literally a student librarian in the book. don’t ask me why i’ve read 50 shades of grey, it’s… not… good.

YOW! In the trailer it makes it seem likes she some sort of journalist…She needs to interview him? Does the book mention her music taste?

if anybody needs some plot clarification on the 50 shades of grey trailer let me know, i read the book two years ago and i’ve read three different chapter-by-chapter mocking recaps about it within the last six months

omg one of my tutoring students opened the blog they have to write in and there was a post from one of the other students i tutor (a dude) and it started with “I experienced sexism today” and i was like, NOOOOooOO but then the rest of the post is about how he watched a tv show and thought that there was sexism towards one of the female characters, it turns out actually he just doesn’t know what “experienced” means in the context of “experienced sexism” lol

rgr-pop:

gaypocalypse:

have you ever thought to yourself, you know, what’s really missing from my life is the ability to cut a watermelon with a knife with a photo of watermelon on the blade

katy

oh man when i was volunteering with the extension office one time we got new knives like this with the pictures of the fruit on the side and my job was to wash them and the whole time i was just like. beautiful. fruit knives.

rgr-pop:

gaypocalypse:

have you ever thought to yourself, you know, what’s really missing from my life is the ability to cut a watermelon with a knife with a photo of watermelon on the blade

katy

oh man when i was volunteering with the extension office one time we got new knives like this with the pictures of the fruit on the side and my job was to wash them and the whole time i was just like. beautiful. fruit knives.

galesofnovember:

lonelyapron:

this is, in my professional opinion, the worst thing ever written about taylor swift on the internet

the addition of his giant picture really makes the article. Tell me, oh bearded This American Life contributor,  why do you hate Taylor Swift? 

wow this is fucking horrible. what is wrong with him???? i like that he’s pouting in the giant picture though. he’s just so sad he has to think about the petty emotions that women have. 

now i have to subject you to the literal opposite of that video i just reblogged. for five seconds it looks like santana being outed is gonna like, be about santana. but then it just becomes about how this dude is sad about how he outed her. he is so sad!! because she was his first!! jfc

  1. coral-greef said: disclosure, i don’t watch Glee

disclosure: i have a really long history of hate-watching glee that goes back years. check my tags. i have a lot of opinions on glee and i’m not not ashamed of it 

the troubletones were really cool for the five seconds they were a thing on glee!!

glee: for a second it looks like they’re going to treat outing santana as a bad thing but then in the next episode the dude who did it says he ~~just wants her to be true to herself~~ and that she means a lot to him because he lost his virginity to her, then he sings a… sad version of girls just wanna have fun???? then she hugs him and forgives him, i guess??? it’s fucking terrible.

  1. trashthetica said: Shoulda filled with liquor

HA HA HA that’s not not what my mom said when i told her about my watermelon party

plz witness this commemorative video of the death/ritual sacrifice of my watermelon child

blahnna:

katydidnot:

blahnna:

flashback to the time when katy told me to write an email with my love woes to captain awkward and he replied “this guy sounds like an emotional vampire”

she!! captain awkward is a lady!! but OMFG you never told me you got a response and that there is a record now of captain awkward referring to a certain local dude as an emotional vampire 

SORRY! I thought I did. Her exact response was, “This guy sounds like an emotional vampire and a nightmare and I think you can decide if you want to be free of him. 5 years from now you’ll be glad you are free, I think. People don’t need to work that hard at deciding how much they like you. They just don’t. He likes you obviously, he likes your attention even more, but if he can’t give you what you need and treat you well, then cut him loose for several months of no contact and get him out of your system.”

Nothing like creating a child to snap your life back into reality. I miss Athens but I was also a little nuts back then.

this is super satisfying 

some queer dress up dolls?? the first one is by jean and the other three are by me 

also HERE is a fucking horrible thing i learned today relevant to the sims, in other news i hate men because they are creepy and unsettling