tomato club girl blog

no more mattress with suspicious blood stains that aren’t mine for me, no sir!

no more selfies in that room ever ;_;

btw something i have been doing with my hair recently is just piling it all on top of my head. it looks rly silly. 

btw something i have been doing with my hair recently is just piling it all on top of my head. it looks rly silly. 

  1. we should all do a retrospective about our fav and least fav hairstyles that we’ve had
    yes i have some like rly strong opinions on my past hair 

i wanna do “hairstyles of 2014: the selfie collection” sometime too

can i reblog?! these are amazing

yes reblog my face i love attention!

ha ha one time i did my hair like this, i think it made me look like, deceptively competent 

ha ha one time i did my hair like this, i think it made me look like, deceptively competent 

i never did the 6 selfies thing so here are 6 pretty good 2014 selfies

  1. blake500 said: They’re $1 as singles at Kroger. I like the limeritas most right now because heat and Gatorade.

yes they are so cheap!!! 12 for $12!!! also wrt your reblog of me earlier i moved out of that house literally today goodbye athens :( 

  1. sassputin said: I love your strawbrita posts because in south philly it’s all about that mangorita. Thoughts?

mangorita is also good! i honestly refer to that whole drink series as “strawbritas” but typically i am referring to actual strawbritas. i don’t like limeritas. raspbritas are pretty good. rn in athens if you go to walgreens you can get like, a 12 pack of strawbritas or a 12 pack of limeritas and like, cmon obvious choice there which is maybe why i drink mostly strawbritas

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katydidnot:

pretty polly. wikipedia claims sometimes the protagonist in the elf knight/false sir john song genre is pretty polly but i kind of feel like they maybe just got the incredibly large amount of folk songs about men trying to or succeeding at killing women confused because there’s not really any citation or anything, and also the storyline of pretty polly is like notably different.

omg i forgot about the worst part of this song, or at least the worst part about this version, which is that there’s like a whole part about how sad it is he has to deal with the guilt of murdering this lady

  1. rgr-pop said: i had been thinking about this in terms of bluebeard and i guess they are historically related which makes sense and is maybe better than all these types of stories cropping up everywhere independently forever

idk, somebody should trace the history of european folk songs and stories about wives/married women/women about to get married getting murdered and like sometimes winning but sometimes not. i feel like normally in english folk songs the woman usually dies but i’m also including a lot of songs here that are about adulterous women (“the house carpenter" which i learned from wikipedia is also called "the daemon lover" which has like really different implications than the version i have?? like in "the house carpenter" the wife leaves her husband/kids for an old lover and then his ship sinks with her on it and it’s like, implied fate, but apparently in "the daemon lover" he… intentionally sails the ship to hell with her on it? because he’s the satan? like damn. anyway also "little musgrave (matty groves)" which i have NO PATIENCE FOR because it’s like 12 minutes long and like kind of boring)

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pretty polly. wikipedia claims sometimes the protagonist in the elf knight/false sir john song genre is pretty polly but i kind of feel like they maybe just got the incredibly large amount of folk songs about men trying to or succeeding at killing women confused because there’s not really any citation or anything, and also the storyline of pretty polly is like notably different.

so this is late but i found a version of the false sir john folk song on my ipod years ago (it was missing the parrot section) and was so creeped out that whenever it came back on shuffle again i would frantically press the "next" button

false sir john is creepy yes but i feel like… at least she won?

here is a grouping of folk songs i actually find creepier than the false sir john story. basically this dude says he’s going to marry this woman but instead he just lures the lady into the woods and is like “i made this grave earlier to kill you in” AND THEN HE KILLS HER. and leaves her there. the version i have has a verse she sings where she’s like “i’m afraid of you” before they go off together in the woods which makes it worse

i think it’s worse cause there’s no supernatural. it’s just a dude who kills this woman he says he’s going to marry. she didn’t even do anything wrong, like the false sir john lady steals a bunch of shit from her parents AND wins in the end, but pretty polly literally just went in the woods with some dude and he murdered her

  1. marieyall said: so much more to ga! :(

yeah but i mean these are places i have lived and spent a lot of time in, i am not qualified to say what i hate about other places in georgia (besides maybe like the mountains) cause i haven’t spent a lot of time there