tomato club girl blog

going away party update: drank 4 strawbrita, which is 1.5 strawbrita more than anybody needs, but am doing good!! did not partake in “watermelon drenched in vodka”

there are no photos of me defeating martin (again) at wrestling tonight, which happened, but please enjoy these photos instead of loreal defeating martin at wrestling

goodbye athens goodbye jittery joes ;_;

goodbye athens goodbye jittery joes ;_;

jessehimself:

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  1. mappingthemoon said: is that baby jean too?? omg

yes also baby lydia! it is our high school athens spring break trip 2010. there are more cute photos if you feel like hardcore facebook stalking me

disecholocation:

no you DIDN’T tell me this story?????????????????? because if you had i wouldn’t be making this terrified face that i am. 

who… did… i tell this story to then???

katydidnot:

per request the story it is: 

my roommate valerie was making cupcakes for a joint birthday party/show and i walked into the kitchen and was asking about the cupcakes and she was like, “i have put a clump of my hair into one of the cupcakes. if you get the hair cupcake, you win a prize.” 

i was not really sure if she was serious or not. later i mentioned this to dena and daniel, who both thought she was not serious. she was serious.

near the end of the show, someone (was it tobin? i do not remember) got the hair-cupcake, and was really excited about it. he brought it to valerie and she gave him the prize! the prize was a doll that she had made out of her ex-boyfriend’s hair. 

can i submit this story to bakeitinacake

i told this story to hila! this is a more accurate version because it was written shortly after it actually happened

i feel like i have looked like a lot of different people in the last four years???

katydidnot:

whatever you guys i’ll just hang out at this squat by myself 

wait no this is also one of my favorite haircuts 

katydidnot:

whatever you guys i’ll just hang out at this squat by myself 

wait no this is also one of my favorite haircuts 

this is like my second favorite haircut after the haircut i have now, which is funny because it’s the polar opposite of what it was then. i think about this haircut constantly, especially while taking a shower. circa 2010, age 17 

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

rgr-pop:

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i fixed it

omggggg

i feel like enemies of rgr should be barred from referring to themselves as girlmonsters 

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

i have to pass by the middle school i went to whenever i go to my parents’ house and i think some variation of this every time i do. recently it was “ha ha BABIES you have to go to middle school and i’m a 22 year old ABOUT TO BE LIVING WITH HER PARENTS AGAIN” 

there are a lot of people most of whom are probably reading this who i frequently think about rly fondly, i love so many ppl

katydidnot:

i gotta get started on making new cds for the 12 hour drive to my new life wow

these may not include “train from kansas city” because that goddamn song has been in my head almost constantly since job happened, but they also may include it because how could i not? tough choice