June 2012
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so apparently #5 on the “least sexy experiences everyone goes through” is “getting yr dick hurt”
holy shit cracked.com can you make it any more clear that yr “everyone” implicitly has a dick, and in fact, specifically is a straight male? (see also: use of female pronouns for sex partner later in the article)
also what the fuck is this bullshit:
It was an...
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tw: rapey-type stuff
ok so, my friend has been talking with a couple who is interested in a threesome with her, but she does not want to sleep with them on account of being basically monogamous with her partner. recently the dude half of the couple invited her to come over and get drunk and go naked swimming with them, and she was really evasive about it because she didn’t want to, and he...
eggmoon asked: For your boo-Stu paper, look into Pretty Eve in the Tub! Pretty gazey, plus you might not have thought to look into God Help the Girl stuff. woo
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daintyasshit replied to your photoset: i’ve been wearing real good outfits recently and…
Plz bring this shirt to Amsterdam so we can match
OF COURSE
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ponys asked: can i borrow your erotic bdsm fanfiction book sometime ?
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FOR FUTURE REFERENCE: if you burn your hands from stupidly cutting a jalapeno (or poblano) pepper without gloves, and you don’t have milk because you don’t like milk, awkwardly clutching onto an icepack for an hour also helps.
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remember when i asked the indiepop list about the pop scene in amsterdam/what is there to do in amsterdam and they told me “go see the leaning tour of pisa” and literally nothing else
and then that other time when they said it was ok to be sexist on the indiepop list because it could be some sexist dude’s “safe little bubble”
i was thinking about these things and...
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new smittens ep!!! →
god i’ve forgotten about my weakness for super-cutesy queer tweepop UGH
BUBBLEGUM, BUBBLEGUM, PANIC ATTACK / THERE’S A CUTE BOY WHO LIKES ME BACK
YES
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so my dad started watching girls* and always wants to talk to me about it
this is adorable
*: the tv series, please don’t get confused again tumblr
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6low6irl replied to your post: 6low6irl replied to your photoset: WHATEVER YOU…
oh no…. as soon as I get home I will upload pictures for you!!!! =] I have to admit I have seen back to back amazingness since I got here… TAXPAYERS=ONE OF THE BEST! =] I have the biggest bruises on my leg to prove it. Listen to cowlick!!!!!
i know cowlick!! she played in athens a little while ago!
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6low6irl replied to your photoset: WHATEVER YOU GUYS having my own PIX fest sitting…
SHUT THE FUCK UP…..You are not at pixfest are you??? I am soo here in bloomington just left the show tonight was fucking sick and I bought this shirt but in white and short sleeve!!!!! =]
nooooo i wish!! literally all my friends are and they are lording it in my faces (well RIKKI IS the rest of them have...
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rgr-pop:
blair cut my hair but now lydia is gonna cut it again because i’m unfaithful
lydia used to cut my hair in a really painful way and i always thought it was because she was passive-aggressively getting back at me for being mean to her
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rgr-pop:
all of katy’s friends are hanging out without her
all of us
you’re all literally the worst
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sorry for all the 50 shades blogging. i told myself i was going to work on the twee gender project (and i did start it) but i was so distracted all beach week.
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Tintinnabulation: An Open Letter to People Who Are... →
elysethekraken:
No, stop, seriously, no, stop stop stop.
That series is not a good model for a healthy, consensual, supportive BDSM/impact play relationship.
That series disregards the feelings of Ana. That series disregards safe words. It is a very problematic series and not one to be learned from.
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I’M STILL REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT THIS BECAUSE THERE ARE CLEARLY ESTABLISHED AND...
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fuckdudeskilldudes has inspired me
ugly-feelings:
cuz like, sometimes Huge Boring Bookstores own books about shit that is important and you can’t find it in the library and you’re scared to shoplift (white ppl can literally just take a book and walk out the door with it in their hands/under their arm i’ve seen it before) or the bookstore doesn’t have it AT ALL and the anarchist/socialist/queer/whatever bookstore is too far away...
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STATCOUNTER UPDATE- someone found my tumblr by googling “sex tips from 50 shades of grey” and ended up saving the pentagram bondage picture
GLAD I COULD HELP
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dreamstates asked: I haven't made any friends at my internship yet so I eat lunch by myself and read all the bad cover stories from back issues of Newsweek that are lying around. Yesterday I read their theory of why "modern" women are into being dominated, which was mostly centered around 50 Shades of Gray. You should try to find this article because it is full of bad at feminism lolz, but the...
eggmoon asked: Did you watch Ellen DeGeneres reading 50 Shades? Hahah, so funny, she's like, "I don't think you should use a spatula for that. Everybody, if you go to Anastasia's house, don't try the pancakes!" Just saying.
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“And descriptive linguistics is a hard limit for me”
– best line in 50 shades of grey
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also re: 50 shades of grey, i want you to know that every embarrassing quote i came across on tumblr that i thought might have been a lie is actually in the book.
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look, you guys
marieyall:
the biggest deal about 50 shades of grey is that it is fanfiction
i agree!
i told my grandma/aunt that it was originally twilight fanfiction, as they were the ones who brought it to the beach, and they were like, “good for her.”
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also, some body TMI is that i have a scab on my belly button. ain’t no one gonna be seductively drinking wine out of it. (or, as it may, telling me i cannot spill it or they will punish me)
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“He pops a fragment of ice in my navel in a pool of cool, cold wine.”
– HOW BIG IS HER BELLY BUTTON???
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Body/Horror/Monster reading list
pussy-strut:
puredisgust:
Here’s the list I’ve compiled from my research and y’all’s suggestions…
Read More
reblogging because gimme it
because book clubs
because i wish i was still in college
because gimme it
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katydidnot:
in all honesty though there is A+ bdsm consent so far in this book
regarding this, c/o lauren:
at the point i am at they make it like rly clear she doesn’t actually have to get into the BDSM relationship and in every (so far v vanilla) scene there’s been like, assured consent.
also, they did set up yellow/red safewords, which is cool/important. that link is implying...
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