all my teenage followers, you are great, i used to be impressive and young on the internet when i was a Baby Twee Teen Zine Queen but then i grew up
this is going to maybe be appalling to those of you who also knit, but i have a long-standing history of Not Believing In Gauge Swatches and somehow magically making sweaters and gloves that fit well anyway, SOMEhow. but anyway i changed my mind about gauge swatches because i realized they’re like a tiny version of a sweater you will make. adorable! i get it.
meowrryxmas asked: just dropping in to tell you i'm still traumatized by that kombucha mother knitting thing thanks for ruining my life!!!
i’m not saying there’s not a special kombucha horror in store for all of you this christmas
i just sent a snapchat of me petting nyarlathotep to a field mice song and if you didn’t get it you’re just out of the loop i’m sorry
i really have to pee but she’s so comfortable lying on my legs
(Source: beware-beware, via scumblebee)
yeah i think this is more like option 1., or at least in the spirit of it, cause those tend to be more into community focus (not evil) i think i actually know what job you work!
if you want to be a counselor, why would you not get certified at least?
some jobs i was looking at allow you to get certified after you have a job/while you are doing training, (or i think include this as part of training??) i was under the impression this is how it Usually Works but i think i might be wrong
HOLY SHIT COMPUTER EYES
wait who is the youngest person who follows me?
i mean like
ok so i’ve been looking for jobs, specifically counseling jobs, and i have come to the conclusion they are all in one of three categories:
anyway 2. is probably the easiest for me to get but i can’t help feeling all those jobs are going to be evil??? they all seem really evil, like they don’t train you enough and put you in positions you aren’t competent enough to handle??? idk ugh maybe i should get certified or a master’s degree
it was the worst morning but now it’s better because
THESIS APPROVED, THESIS SUBMITTED
i am so mad at all of you because despite my general successful avoidance of wonderection i have the most fangirly dreams on a relative basis, wtf subconscious