hello how are you?

so apparently #5 on the “least sexy experiences everyone goes through” is “getting yr dick hurt” 

holy shit cracked.com can you make it any more clear that yr “everyone” implicitly has a dick, and in fact, specifically is a straight male? (see also: use of female pronouns for sex partner later in the article) 

also what the fuck is this bullshit:

It was an ex-girlfriend who was, to the best of my knowledge, mostly female and everything

(re: girls doing “dude things” aka, texting pictures of their poops) 

why does this writer suck so much? it’s clear this is just supposed to be like a “personal stories disguised as a countdown” post but oh my god you can do that without claiming EVERYONE shares your boring-ass straight dude sex life

  1. goodgreat said: that’s a shame. usually cracked is better than that…well, closer to hit and miss but still.
  2. respectacles said: This article is really stupid. What bothered me the most is how up in arms he got about his ex proudly texting him a poop picture. SOME PEOPLE TAKE PRIDE IN THEIR POOPS OKAY
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