so apparently #5 on the “least sexy experiences everyone goes through" is "getting yr dick hurt"
holy shit cracked.com can you make it any more clear that yr “everyone” implicitly has a dick, and in fact, specifically is a straight male? (see also: use of female pronouns for sex partner later in the article)
also what the fuck is this bullshit:
It was an ex-girlfriend who was, to the best of my knowledge, mostly female and everything
(re: girls doing “dude things” aka, texting pictures of their poops)
why does this writer suck so much? it’s clear this is just supposed to be like a “personal stories disguised as a countdown” post but oh my god you can do that without claiming EVERYONE shares your boring-ass straight dude sex life
- goodgreat said:that’s a shame. usually cracked is better than that…well, closer to hit and miss but still.
- respectacles said:This article is really stupid. What bothered me the most is how up in arms he got about his ex proudly texting him a poop picture. SOME PEOPLE TAKE PRIDE IN THEIR POOPS OKAY
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