- today in amsterdam i listened to an old queer dutch man give a lecture in which he said “fist-fucking” approximately 5 times
- his thesis (on fist-fucking, this was a very short portion of a long lecture on dutch history of sexuality) was that fist-fucking is the universal uniting sexual experience (to the point of subverting the gender binary) because anyone with any body can do it (he demonstrated this by making fists and saying “what is the difference between a female fist, a male fist, a female anus, a male anus??”)
- i then went to ask him where i could get one of his books (a dictionary of sexual perversions) which is currently only in dutch. he told me to email him because he could send me the incomplete english translation.
- i went to get a pen and paper to give to him. it was only after giving him the paper did i realize the paper had a picture i had drawn of him with a speech bubble that said FISTFUCKING
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See, this is why I hate when cis people call themselves queer. This is trans* erasurist as fuck and should I be even...
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this is an awesome awesome awesome thing to happen in academia, though i would like to hesitantly put forth an answer to...
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rgr-pop said:
what if you don’t have fists though, i’m confused
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witchfox said:
Did you tell him about vaginal fisting? Snot just for bums.
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respectacles said:
best story!
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