amsterdam was head over heels about the we vibe because it won some sex toy award or something. all the sex stores had it like, displayed in their windows. i got a badge that says “I <3 MY WE VIBE” which is funny, because i do not own one. 

for a while i literally had no clue how they were intended to be used and was convinced it was a thing for like, two ladies maybe? sort of like a double-ended dildo? but anyways then i learned it was for PIV sex. it is a pretty innovative idea but also (as rgr pointed out that time we were talking about vibrators) totally heteronormative because it’s all about PIV sex which is also probably why it’s so popular. (rgr also notes, “it’s so weak and pathetic, i’ve paid $6 for a stronger vibe, i’m embarassed on behalf of housewives everywhere basically”)