rgr-pop:

The only reason I’m glad I don’t have a dick is because I would not be able to handle the stigmatization of boner photos ‘cause, like, if I’m sitting there and I pop a boner in my bermudas I would not be able to resist posting a photograph on the internet and being like, “lol, look at this thing,” as if it was a bruise or a funny hair day or smudged mascara. If a body positivity movement does anything for us, I hope that it’s an instillation of a universal, non-erotic, unbigoted appreciation for how funny bodies are. Boners are SO WEIRD and SO HILARIOUS why can’t they be a bigger part of our self-deprecating selfie culture??

Also, like: if dude comedians get to make boner jokes, why can’t we have funny boner gpoys??

i feel like this is maybe a politics martin could get behind